Saturday, September 09, 2006

mongooses...not mongeese, right?

is it wrong that i kinda, sorta wanted to see snakes on a plane?

only a little.


anyway, i was reading overhead in new york and had to share one quote.

I Have Had It With These Motherfucking Mongooses Foiling My Motherfucking Terrorist Plots

Airport security guard #1: Hey, I gotta get me a mongoose.
Airport security guard #2: Yeah, man. Gotta keep them cobras off them planes.

--JFK

from SECURITY GUARDS!!

maybe i've had too much coffee or something today, but i think that's hysterical.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dude, i TOTALLY saw it. and it was TOTALLY awesome!